Friday, September 19, 2008

My Prediction

About two weeks before the election the McCain campaign will unleash Karl Rove, better know among his friends as Turd Blossom, and what we will see and hear will make us want to renounce our citizenship. They will attack him with a barrage of ads that play on the uncertainty about his religion. They will revive Rev. Wright. Don't be surprised to see ads featuring the clip where he says, "God Damn America" with a tag line that says, "Are these the kind of people we want in the White House?" They will ridicule his intelligence and education, and they will attack Michelle along the way. The attack will come like Bruce Lee using all of his martial arts skills along with that terrifying animal-like sound that completely disarms his opponent and puts them on the defensive. They will launch this attack shortly before the election so he won't have time to adequately respond. The way they see it, they only need one vote to win. The race is tied. They will do whatever it takes to get that one vote.

As nasty and dishonest as the campaign as been so far, we haven't seen anything yet. Brace yourself. Don't forget that this country voted for George Bush over John Kerry after watching him in action for four years. If you think that the intellectual bankruptcy and shallowness of the McCain campaign couldn't possibly win, think again. They've got America figured out. Do something. Volunteer. Give money. Do something.

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