From Jane McFadden, my trusty blog reader and contributor.



Hahahaha…with all the mudslinging going on between the two parties, I thought I’d lighten the mood a bit

In a scene straight out of HBO’s hit series, True Blood, John McCain announced he is in fact a vampire. He revealed he is much older than the seventy two years he cites on all official paperwork, but is in fact a 300 year old Irish vampire named Seamus McCain. Unlike television, however, no substitute for human blood exists…so McCain relies upon the life force of virgins to sustain himself.

Seen here, a staunch McCain supporter “donates” her child to keep McCain’s energy levels up to snuff. “I’d do it again in a heartbeat! I can always have more” states the wild eyed Republican. “I’d rather see a vampire in the Oval Office than a Muslim terrorist, that’s for darn sure!”

Reports of missing interns and members of the press are greatly exaggerated states McCain’s camp…noting he subsists off donations alone. Democrats, hot on the heels of a viral e mail insinuating Obama was in fact born in Kenya, are calling for his withdrawal from the race. “He wasn’t even born in America!” notes one. Another chimes “I always knew politicians were parasites, but this is ridiculous”.